Flashfloods In Bathtubs

Hows ur wife and children?

Anonymous

I buried them.

are you going to the beatles: the lost concert" movie when it comes out next month?

Anonymous

I didnt know it was coming out? Tell more?

$tobefairitismyonlyweakness: askfuturedave: thiefofspades: frackyvengero: I SAW WHERE COOKIES WEREN’T AND SAID NO THIS WILL NOT DO THIS WILL NOT DO I MADE MY OWN FOOD WITH SCIENCE. Every time I see this on my dash I smile. Cookies are fucking goddamn delicious. baking is manly as hell bro is this you THIS IS AMAZING$

tobefairitismyonlyweakness:

askfuturedave:

thiefofspades:

frackyvengero:

I SAW WHERE COOKIES WEREN’T

AND SAID

NO

THIS WILL NOT DO

THIS WILL NOT DO

I MADE MY OWN FOOD WITH SCIENCE.

Every time I see this on my dash I smile.

Cookies are fucking goddamn delicious.

baking is manly as hell

bro is this you

THIS IS AMAZING

sosheseemslegit:

omg omg omg.

this.

magicalmissy:

has anyone seen waves like this, seriously!

My friend: Hey Joel, you look like you have been eating well…

me:

L-O-V-E: I don't get really angry that often... »

joendm:

But I get the worst video game rage in the world.

90 odd percent of the times, I love playing games. They chill me out, make me feel good when I achieve something. But when you spend two hours trying to do one bit, where one SINGLE mistake means you have to start again, its beyond frustrating….

wickedhorror:

ajamass:

sheldonsbrain:

lcpllosee:

oldirtyhank:

southernwrestler:

LET’S DANCE MOTHERFUCKER

‘Merica…….

‘MERICA!

With the blade of FREEDOM

The let’s dance comment killed me

‘MERICA! FUCK YEAH!

THE LAND OF BALD EAGLES ‘N BEER ‘N TITTIES ‘N SHIT

Michael Bay said no more Transformers films